"Well I only brought 3, what you lookin´ at me for?"
She´s dressed in white and putting off crying.

"Well you´re the best man, so what´s the plan?
Why don´t you talk to Matty about it?"

I said, "I only brought 3 like I told you before,
We´re gonna have to ask about."

Free bar, that´s the point.
Spilling Amaretto ´cause of previous joints.
I´m sitting with a girl, fortunate placing.
Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin.
Who´s he? Giving it the lips?
I´ve never seen him knockin´ about.
He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3,
So I reckon you could knock him out.

"Well, I think I´ll say a couple of words if you don´t mind...
I never really got on with your bird the first time
I met her out, dressed in nowt, telling everybody you were shagging about."

Well, who´s this? Going for the kiss,
I´m probably gonna yosh in your mouth.
Because it´s 3:05, I can hardly see and I´m on the verge of passing out.