You catch his eye, from across the room you catch his eye
You think "oh my, he´s got quite the beard, oh my"
And now you want to but you can´t look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way
Hey hey

You should consider having sex with a bearded man
You´re getting these feelings that you can´t understand
Sex with a bearded man
You think you can´t but you can
Don´t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight

Don´t be scared, his beard is soft to the touch, don´t be scared
You get some hair, in your mouth when you kiss him you get some hair
You´ve never been with a man like him before
But each time you look at that beard, you want it more
And now he´s asking you, ”my place or yours?”
Good lord

You are about to have sex with a bearded man
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands
Sex with a bearded man
This wasn´t part of the plan
Don´t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight

And now you grab him by his facial hair
He´s got some food stuck in his beard but you don´t care
You say “rub that beard on me everywhere”
Oh yeah

Now it appears you´re having sex with a bearded man
His sweaty beard is drips like a watering can
(Sex with a bearded man)
Just take your life in your hands, and ride that bearded man

And he´ll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my
Congratulations you´ve had sex with a bearded man