The Offered Me The Office, Offered Me The Shop
They Said I´d Better Take Anything They´d Got
Do You Wanna Make Tea At The Bbc?
Do You Wanna Be, Do You Really Wanna Be A Cop?

Career Opportunities Are The Ones That Never Knock
Every Job They Offer You Is To Keep You Out The Dock
Career Opportunity, The Ones That Never Knock

I Hate The Army An´ I Hate The R.A.F.
I Don´t Wanna Go Fighting In The Tropical Heat
I Hate The Civil Service Rules
And I Won´t Open Letter Bombs For You

Bus Driver....Ambulance Man....Ticket Inspector

They´re Gonna Have To Introduce Conscription
They´re Gonna Have To Take Away My Prescription
If They Wanna Get Me Making Toys
If They Wanna Get Me, Well, I Got No Choice

Careers
Careers
Careers

Ain´t Never Gonna Knock