Sing, Michael, sing-on the route of the 19 Bus
Hear them sayin´
How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don´t you be so crude and a feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can´t fail

So we reply
I know that my life make you nervous
But I tell you that I can´t live in service
Like the doctor who was born for a purpose
Rudie can´t fail

I WENT TO THE MARKET TO REALISE MY SOUL
´CAUSE WHAT I NEED I JUST DON´T HAVE
FIRST THEY CURSE, THEN THEY PRESS ME TILL I HURT
WE SAY RUDIE CAN´T FAIL

We hear them sayin´
Now first you must cure your temper
Then you find a job in the paper
You need someone for a saviour
Oh, Rudie can´t fail

We reply
Now we get a rude and a reckless
We been seen lookin´ cool an´ a speckless
We been drinking brew for breakfast
So Rudie can´t fail

Okay!
So where you wanna go today?
Hey boss man!
You´re looking pretty smart
In your chicken skin suit

You think you´re pretty hot
In your pork pie hat
But...Rudie can´t fail
Look out, look out...
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