Well there´s nothing more to add before I leave
This thing of ours is dead but don´t you grieve
Is it me or are they younger every night?
Just because they can it doesn´t make it all right

I´m hanging by my teeth waiting on quick relief
While the kids don´t sleep for days
I could die in a hundred odd ways

And I´m so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
But don´t tell me you could do it if you tried
It´s a shame or a sham he´s half as old as I am
But don´t tell me he could look good if he tried

Well it terrifies the life from out of me
It´s really such a lazy way to be

Hiding in the bedroom climbing up the walls
You´ve got to kick it out of me gently
Till it begs and pleads and crawls

And I´m so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
But don´t tell me you could do it if you tried
It´s a shame or a sham he´s half as old as I am
But don´t tell me he could look good if he tried

And I´m so sick of hearing how your love for this has died
But don´t tell me you could do it if you tried
It´s a shame or a sham he´s half as old as I am
But don´t tell me he could look good if he tried

And wont you make sure
My mother gets half my weight in gold
Tell her I just did what I was told
Grab your expensive coat and bury it inside
But don´t tell me you could do it if you tried