Is that the clown service I´m callin´
I´ve made a fool of myself again
There´s a hole in my pocket
A patch on my pants
My shoes let in water
I´m feeling you´re here

Look up the smile service operator
I´ve got some frown lines that need to be read
I look in the mirror
I sigh all the time
The face that I see
I know it ain´t mine

Ooh we lady
If I had my baby
I wouldn´t be wastin´ your time
Ooh we lady,
If I had my baby
I wouldn´t be blockin´, blockin´ your line

Is that the love service
I´m callin´ come on over mend my broken heart
Was it so silly, was Cupid so stupid
Or maybe it wasn´t to be that way at all

Is that the clown service I´m callin´
I´ve made a fool of myself again
There´s a hole in my pocket
A patch on my pants
My shoes let in water
I´m feeling you´re here

Look up the smile service operator
I´ve got some frown lines that need to be read
I look in the mirror
I sigh all the time
The face that I see
I know it ain´t mine

I look in the mirror
I sigh all the time
The face that I see I know it ain´t mine
Was it so silly, was Cupid so stupid
Or maybe it wasn´t to be that way at all