Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I´m the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is

Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on debrah´s desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, fuck me a can´t fucking do it shit
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah´s desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian´s (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I´m dead (like a boss)

Uh huh so that´s an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop you balls off and die?
Hell yea.
I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope
Actually I´m pretty sure you did
Naw that aint me
Ok well this has been eye opening for me
I´m da boss
Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times
I´m da boss
Yeah, yeah I got it
I´m da boss
Ok great I heard you, bye
Like a boss