I wish I had an evil twin
running ´round doing people in
I wish I had a very bad
and evil twin to do my will
to cull and conquer, cut and kill
just like I would
if I weren´t good
and if I knew where to begin

down and down we go
how low no one would know
sometimes the good life wears thin
I wish I had an evil twin

my evil twin would lie and steal
and he would stink of sex appeal
all men would writhe
beneath his scythe
he´d send the pretty ones to me
and they would think that I was he
I´d hurt them and I´d go scot free

I´d get no blame and feel no shame
´cause evil´s not my cup of tea

down and down we go
how low one would not need to know
all my life there should have been
an evil twin