I don´t think I am capable of
This teenage televised taping of love.
But here is my guide on how to be alone:
Just act like a freak and
Sleep with everyone you´ve ever known.

I´m half crazy, all just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I´m sad, funny it seems lately this ain´t a fairytale
And I don´t think I´ll ever be happy.

And I´d like to think romance is real
Open my chest, a heart you could steal
But here is my guide on how to stay alone,
Just drink ´til you´re gone and pass out on the floor.

I´m half crazy, all just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I´m sad, funny it seems lately this ain´t a fairytale
And I don´t think I´ll ever be happy.
Happy.

I´m half crazy, all just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I´m sad, funny it seems lately this ain´t a fairytale
And no I am not smiling
´Cause I don´t think I´ll ever be