Kickin´ stones on an old dirt road
Feelin´ d-dejected and all alone
When I looked up ahead thought my mind I´d blown
On a giant toadstool sat a teeny tiny gnome

He was all involved in a game of solitaire
Said "hello" with a smile just like I wasn´t there
I kicked dirt some more
He said "please don´t start a fight."
Found a church key in his pocket, he opened up his pipe

He blew some silver circles,
Wound his fingers in his beard
And from that pipe came magic music
Like I´d never heard

As the notes came floatin´ in I pricked up both my ears
I walked up to the drive-in, hadn´t felt so starved in years
A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared
He said "the party´s over,
Please come back in a thousand years."