I never, never wanted to get to close
because I didn´t want you drinking my scotch
And I know you´re in the pub and a´sitting all alone
but I really don´t give a fuck

I never, never wanted to get to close
because I´ll never have you drinking my scotch
I guess I´m just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I´m just another like you that loves scotch

And I know you never, never wanted to drink with me
And I know you were only after my whiskey
And I know you were itching to get to see what´s under my kilt
And I know you´re not even a Scottish bitch

[Instrumental (pipes & guitar to intro)]

And I know you never, never wanted to drink with me
And I know you were only after my whiskey
And I know you were itching to get to see what´s under my kilt
And I know you´re not even a Scottish bitch

I never, never wanted to get to close
because I´ll never want you drinking my scotch
And I know you´re in the pub and a´sitting all alone
but I really don´t give a fuck

I never, never wanted to get to close
because I´ll never want you drinking my scotch
I guess I´m just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I´m just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I´m just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I´m just another like you that loves s-c-o-t-c-h whiskey (scotch!)