I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he´s infatuated and he´s the fulcrum between us too

She works in a dental practice 9 ´till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don´t pass out ´till 3
So I guess that flossing is he last thing in her health routine

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And I don´t mid that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There´s no jealousy ´cos she´s my little pipedream fantasy

I saw her slam back tequila´s like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do
And I´ll wait if you stay because foggy London town´s not built for me or you
Don´t leave miss pipedream cos I love you!

Oooh ooh oh oh ooh

And I don´t mid that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There´s no jealousy ´cos she´s my little pipe dream fantasy

Oooh ooh oh oh ooh