Today He Traded His ´98 Oldsmobile
He Got a Heck of a Deal On a New Porsche Car
He Isn´t Wearing His Usual Gray Business Suits
He´s Got Jeans and High Boots With An Embroidered Star

Cause Today He´s 40 Years Old, Going On 20
But Don´t Look For the Gray in His Hair
Cause He Ain´t Got Any
He´s Got a Young Thing Beside Him
That Just Melts in His Hands
And He´s Middle Aged Crazy
Trying to Prove He Still Can

He´s Got a Woman He´s Loved For a Long, Long Time At Home
But the Thrill Is All Gone, When They Turn Down the Lights
And Today He´s 40 Years Old, Going On 20
And Don´t Look For the Gray in His Hair
Cause He Ain´t Got Any

And That Young Thing Beside Him, You Know She Understands
He´s Just Middle Aged Crazy
Trying to Prove He Still Can
Yes, He´s Middle Aged Crazy
Trying to Prove He Still Can.