Well I had me a girl in LA
I knew she couldn´t stay
Had me a girl in San Diego
One day she just had to go
And I had me a girl Tallahassee
Boy what a foxy lassie

And my doctor says I´ll be alright
But I´m feelin´ blue
And my doctor says I´ll be alright
And my doctor says I´ll be alright
And my doctor says I´ll be alright
But I´m feelin blue
And my doctor says I´ll be alright
And my doctor says I´ll be alright
And my doctor says I´ll be alright
And I had me a girl in Mississippi
Oh she sure was kippy
Had me a girl in England
She done split for the mainland
And I had me a girl in New York
She up and pulled my cork

Then I had me a girl in North Dakota
She was just fillin´ her quota
Then I had me a girl in Chula Vista
I was in love with her sister
Then I had me a girl in
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Then I had me a girl in France
Just wanted to get in my pants
had me a girl in Toledo
Boy she sure was neato
Then I had me a girl in North Carolina
She´s still on my mind
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