My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I´ll take the high road like I should
You said it´s meant to be
That it´s not you, it´s me
You´re leaving now for my own good

That´s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I´m gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I´m no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I´m all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I´ll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She´ll think I´m Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That´s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I´m gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I´m no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I´m all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you´re dying to
Love... but you don´t want to

That´s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I´m gonna say
That´s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I´m gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I´m no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I´m all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I´m no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I´m all out of lies
And ways to say you died