I pack my bags
Yeah
I call a cab
Yeah
I call Nigel
then I start to laugh
Oh
How would I know
Oh
Michigan is just as cold
The plane took off
A car drove
And there I was
I had a new plan
Yeah
One that would save my key
And spare her life so I could tell her

How my dear did we get here?
Stinging clear like my breath oh my breath oh my
Riddled in tears and shaking with fear
I´m stuck to this death for the rest of this mess of my life

So I pulled into the Hilton in Detroit
I checked into room 4-2-0
I ordered the sirloin au chateau
I phoned Nigel, the locksmith, my hero
Now I-I-I told him what I want
And he gave me a solution
"Now my main man you need a camera"
"With some super tight resolution like"

"How my friend will this said end"
"Bring you so clear, so clear, so clear goddamn"
"Pretend it´s done and don´t give a fuck"
"Or you´re stuck to this death for the rest of this mess of your life"

I can´t believe my luck
The only person I could trust

I call the Four Seasons in Toronto
The only place my girl would stay
The concierge was rather pleasant
When I called her by her first name

I ask her if she knows my girl
She seemed so excited to say:
"She´s in room eight eleven,"
"So where would you like to stay?"

I say well "I don´t know"
"I´d love to surprise her if it´s apropos?"
"Whatcha got on the ninth floor?"
"Room nine eleven would be the most,"

"Well sir it´s your lucky day"
"The room´s open if you´d like to stay"
"Yes please, I appreciate
"Your discretion and your manners, Kate"

My flight lands at two nineteen
A short-hand hails a cab for me
I tell the driver to head to mall
So I can get some shopping done

I tell the cabbie that I won´t be long there
He agrees and keeps the meter on
I get a camera and twelve feet of rope there
Then we´re off to the hotel

I check into nine eleven
Make a date with the mini bar
I wait up till 5 in the morning
When I know she´s asleep for sure

I tie the rope to my balcony
Descend to her balcony
I pick the lock on the sliding glass door
I creep in and fall to the floor

I know she can´t sleep with that key
So she leaves it out obviously
Right there for me to see
I take a picture then I start to think

How my dear did we get here?
Stinging clear like my breath oh my breath oh my
Riddled in tears and shaking with fear
I´m stuck to this death for the rest of this mess of my life

I can´t believe my luck
The only person I could trust