[D. Snider]

So, you need the service of a man
I can do what any grown man can
Oh, you think I look like a little boy
Don´t be fooled, I´ve got a deadly toy

I´m a lady´s boy and I´m a bundle of joy
Well, I´m a wayward child, I´m a lonely boy

Now listen here
Flesh and hot, my wares aren´t hard to sell
See my hips, I sure can use ´em well
You want me to fill your mind´s desire
Submission and love will douse your fire

I´m a lady´s boy and I´m a bundle of joy
Well, I´m a wayward child, I´m a lonely boy
A lady´s boy and I´m a bundle of joy
Well, I´m a thing of love, I´m a deadly toy

Aah, suck it

[Solo - Eddie]

Oh, you think I´m far too young to do
I will show you things you never knew
I see you squirm, your palms begin to sweat
Don´t resist, you´ll love me hot and wet
Feel my power to put you in a whirl
Oh, woman maybe, to me you´re just a girl

I´m a lady´s boy and I´m a bundle of joy
Well, I´m a wayward child, I´m a lonely boy
A lady´s boy and I´m a bundle of joy
Well, I´m a thing of love, I´m a deadly toy

A deadly toy, a deadly toy, aah

Aah, won´tcha come up and see me some time