It´s been a long time since I came around
Been building up a bunker underneath the ground
I´m hiding from JWoww´s new scary face lift
Space is getting frisky with planet X
I found out that Sarah Palin is a lizard with specs
The "Dance Moms" teacher tried to dance and caused a polar shift
I said look around it won´t be long
Till the lizards land a spaceship right on top of your lawn
So just sit back down and down prepare
I´ll be ready with my tin foil for the solar flares

There´s something
There´s something about her face
Someting when you connect the dot
You find a message from an alien race
Just another sign of the end
But you just keep on rolling your eyes
It´s time that you wake up and see the signs

A few years back, the Matans let you know
That the sky would rain white power. Wait! That´s Lilo´s blow
Guidos running rabid and guidettes too
Nostradamus he forsaw the birth scene in "Breaking Down"
It was just a sign of what´s to come with Snooli´s spawn
Now don´t get the apocalyptic blues
I said sit back down it won´t be long
Till Kim Kardashian leaks another disastrous song
Don´t ask for mercy, no don´t you beg
Oh non the city´s been attacked by Angelina´s leg

There´s something
There´s something about Tom Cruise
He´s gor intergalactic connections
He´s gotta know something that we all don´t
I mean the man wears platform shoes
It´s clear now all the orange spray tans are a sign
We´re all gonna fry
But then the Kardashians should be enough proof
The end is nigh

The end is nigh
Baby we´re all gonna fry
The end is nigh
And we´re all gonna fry
The end is nigh
Baby
We´re all gonna fry
The end is nigh
And we´re all gonna fry