Merry christmas ho, ho, ho
I´ll be six feet under the snow
Jingle bells all along the way
I´m a dead motherfucker and I´m counting my days
I´ve been to naughty I forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list santa, check it twice
I´m a dead motherfucker all right

I´ll be buried by christmas
(All I want for christmas is a custom fit casket, with black velvet interior...

Oh yeah and a bucket of chicken!)

Seasons beatings and a jolly farewell
By christmas eve I´ll be rotting so well
In a one horse open sleigh
Straight to hell, laughing all the way
I´ve been to naughty I forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list santa, check it twice
I´m a dead motherfucker all right

(Santa, if you´re out there, and if you can hear me, your fat ass better have me a freshly dug grave!)