Remember when you ran away
and I got on my knees
and begged you not to leave because I´d go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I´ve gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They´re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They´re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I´ll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they´re
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I´m utterly mad... And..


They´re coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They´re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they´re
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they´ll find you yet and when they do they´ll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They´re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They´re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I´ll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they´re coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they´re
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...