There´s this girl I don´t know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She´ll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn´t care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee
In the mirror

Whoo! Yeah
She´s finally here
Whoo! Yeah
She comes one time a year
Whoo! Yeah
She´s finally here
Whoo! Yeah
My playmate of the year

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She moves me
She makes me grow
I´m so happy and boy does it show
Now she´s going to my head
She´s going to my head
I´m gonna make this milky clear
You´re my playmate Of The Year

Hello how are you
It´s great to see you too
Let´s grab a sock
It´s time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who´s in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I´m right
It´s always straight between you and me

Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she´s ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me dad

Whoo! Yeah
She´s finally here
Whoo! Yeah
She comes one time a year
Whoo! Yeah
She´s finally here
Whoo! Yeah
My playmate of the year

Chorus

Whoo! Yeah
She´s finally here
Whoo! Yeah
She comes one time a year
Whoo! Yeah
She´s finally here
Whoo! Yeah
My playmate of the year

Chorus

Playmate of the year...