I found an empty house in my neighborhood,
I knew that we shouldn´t but I thought we could.
Knew it wouldn´t be hard to slide into the backyard,
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard.
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio.

Betty´s in the sauna and she´s getting kind of hot,
Mary´s in the icebox wishin´ she was not.
Connie´s in the whirlpool, Jimmy´s tryin´ to be cool,
Libby´s in the bushes ´cause she´s nobody´s fool.
We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio.

Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence,
Mary didn´t make it and we haven´t seen her since.
Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldn´t think,
Billy G. was passed out underneath the sink.
But everybody´s gonna show for another party on the patio.