Remember when I used to
Not totally suck?
My songs and videos were
Not pretentious and fucked up
But then, I lost my damn mind
Now, I am in a bird cage
I´ve gone completely mad
I´m totally bat shit insane

I combined Art and Pop
And made a flop
Don´t let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly

Same with me!
And me!
And me, swag!

I´ve covered myself in blood
I´ve worn a meat dress
I even convinced the world that I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All of the stuff I do
Is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays
I think I´m God´s gift
To the human race
Now, watch me smear shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be
Seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like
A pathetic narcissist

One second I´m a woman
Suddenly, I am a swan

You have no freakin´ idea
How many drugs I am on
A lot!

I am the definition of egotistic
She´s right, I´ve just looked it up and it shows her pic
I´m so conceited and smug that
I eat my own shit
Then, I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss

Everyone clap for me
Yes, that is it!
Now, you´re all under my spell
I am a famous witch
Gaga you´re amazing
A true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

Yes, it´s working!
I´m transforming
Into a true fame monster!
Soon, I will rule all the Earth!

Hey, look! Isn´t that Madonna?

Gaga is just a fraud!
Hold your applause!
She is just trying to be
The new version of me
Clearly!
I was the first attention, whore!
Now, it´s time to end this war!

Look at my magical jugs!
They´ll set you free
Stop giving Gaga your love!
Save it for me!

Don´t listen to Madonna!
Keep on clapping!

Actually, we´ve had enough!
You´re getting boring!

The whole world´s sick of you!
Check this headline

Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times!

Sorry Gaga, you´re through!

No, this can´t be!
Please, I am begging all you!
Do not ignore me!
Oh no! What´s happening?!