You're pitiful
by Weird Al Yankovic
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My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life´s a joke
You´re just pathetic
You´re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain´t impressin´ me
You´re sufferin´ from delusions of
Adequicy
You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true
Never had a date
That ya couldn´t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein´ you
Well ya just can´t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true
You´re half undressed
Eatin´ chips of your chest
While you´re playin´ Halo 2
No one´s classier than you
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser
You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you´re 42
Guess you´ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life´s a joke
You´re just pathetic
You´re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain´t impressin´ me
You´re sufferin´ from delusions of
Adequicy
You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true
Never had a date
That ya couldn´t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein´ you
Well ya just can´t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true
You´re half undressed
Eatin´ chips of your chest
While you´re playin´ Halo 2
No one´s classier than you
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser
You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you´re 42
Guess you´ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you