My life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life´s a joke
You´re just pathetic
You´re always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain´t impressin´ me
You´re sufferin´ from delusions of
Adequicy

You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true

Never had a date
That ya couldn´t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein´ you

Well ya just can´t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true

You´re half undressed
Eatin´ chips of your chest
While you´re playin´ Halo 2
No one´s classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You´re Pitiful (X3) It´s true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you´re 42

Guess you´ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you