Grandma´s got a Facebook, now she´s hitting on my friends.
Don´t care how it started, but now it´s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she´s been in my best friend´s pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she´s been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day ´cause she´s feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed one day she´d go wild,
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her
Wall.

Grandma´s got a Facebook, now she´s hitting on my friends.
Don´t care how it started, but now it´s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she´s been in my best friend´s pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]

Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked her comment cause they´re wack and I´m mad.
Is this considered abuse, yeah you´d be pissed at her too
Cause now her list to do´s is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she´s about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Grandma´s got a Facebook, now she´s hitting on my friends.
Don´t care how it started, but now it´s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she´s been in my best friend´s pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]

I checked my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it´s your grandma, but I ain´t gonna lie.
She´s rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma´s candy dish.

Grandma´s got a Facebook, now she´s hitting on my friends.
Don´t care how it started, but now it´s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she´s been in my best friend´s pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]