KEY LIME PIE, infatuation that shouldn´t exist,
KEY LIME PIE, indulge and I am in your debt.
KEY LIME PIE, inspire me with foolish love,
KEY LIME PIE, your green filling makes me inept.

Flaky crust is what I lust,
your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea,
you´re the pie that pleases me.
People gawk, "Is that pie green?"
Ask for a bite, "Fuck you, i´m mean."

KEY LIME PIE, cheapest hooker I´ve ever had,
KEY LIME PIE, last slice gleaming, if you´re out I´m mad.
KEY LIME PIE, poke fun and laugh and jest,
KEY LIME PIE, don´t bother me digest, KEY LIME PIE.