Well, the rainman comes with his magic wand
And the judge says, “Mona can´t have no bond”
And the walls collide, Mona cries
And the rainman leaves in the wolfman´s disguise

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours

Well, the undertaker in his midnight suit
Says to the masked man, “Ain´t you cute!”
Well, the mask man he gets up on the shelf
And he says, “You ain´t so bad yourself”

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours

Well, jumpin´ Judy can´t go no higher
She had bullets in her eyes, and they fire
Rasputin he´s so dignified
He touched the back of her head an´ he died

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours

Well, Phaedra with her looking glass
Stretchin´ out upon the grass
She gets all messed up and she faints –
That´s ´cause she´s so obvious and you ain´t

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours