Sarah:
Hey, I´m calling you back.
Ooh, she´s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin´ my Ass
So then I get to the club lookin´ like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5-0.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me!
I don´t even know what´s the Tea!
So I hope you´re up, girl,
´Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
´Cause I know exactly what we need!

Ensemble:
Let´s have a kiki

Sarah:
I wanna have a kiki!

Chris:
Lock the doors, (Lea: Tight!)

ensemble:
Let´s have a kiki, (Chris: mother)

Sarah:
I´m gonna let you have it
Ensemble:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
We´re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.

Kurt:
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,
We´re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.

Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,
So shade that lid and we´ll all bid adieu to your ennui.

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)

Isabelle:
I´m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
We´re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.

Rachel and Kurt:
Kiki, soso
oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Kurt: non non!)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)

Isabelle:
I´m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Isabelle: work)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
We´re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.

Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight!)

Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki, (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper)

Isabelle:
I´m gonna let you have it

Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let´s have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
Let´s have a kiki

Isabelle:
We´re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Lets have a kiki!