I kissed more than a couple of frogs
Still haven´t found my prince
Don´t know where he been
Don´t know how to begin
The more I think about it
I start to wonder if I´m jinxed
C´mon sing it with me

But even a girl like me can believe
In a fantasy
Cinderella story
So channel your inner George Clooney
And charm me disarm me
Baby I don´t even care if you harm me
Don´t give me that
"You´re just a delusional girl" speech
You´re lookin´ right at the choir while you preach
Ah can´t we just pretend we live in the old world
Where women were women
And men were men

[Refrain]
I´m sorry to say there´s no guarantee
I´ll find the perfect fish in the sea
K-I-S-S-ing under the tree
Baby maybe there´s no fairytale ending for me

Tell me the name of my sweetheart
Strawberry shortcake
Cream on top
Fix me up a remedy like chocolat
Whip me up somethin´ tasty
Somethin hot
Why can´t you be more like Johnny Depp
Put a little pep in my step
What the heck at this point
I´ll settle for Shrek
Or a sexy pale vampire to bite my neck
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who´s the most desperate of them all

[Refrain]
I´m sorry to say there´s no guarantee
I´ll find the perfect fish in the sea
K-I-S-S-ing under the tree
Baby maybe there´s no fairytale ending for me

S-O-S
I´m a damsel in distress
Get me out of this mess
And we can live so happily ever after

[Refrain]
I´m sorry to say there´s no guarantee
I´ll find the perfect fish in the sea
K-I-S-S-ing under the tree
Baby maybe there´s no fairytale ending for me