They say the world´s a ball and it turns around.
When it goes halfway, I´m upside down!
So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It´s not logical!
My Mom said "Hon, does my hair look bad?" I said "Yes!"
She got mad. I tell truth, she tells Dad.
Is that logical?

It´s not logical. It´s not logical. It´s not logical.
Is there Elmer´s glue on the sole of my shoe?
I´m full, but they say, "one more bite."
I´m wide awake, but they saw, "Sleep tight!"
To say goodnight when it´s still light? That´s not logical.
"Be a good sport," I hear Dad say, "it´s not win or lose,
It´s how you play." His team gets beat, he faints away.
It´s not logical. It´s not logical. It´s not logical.
It´s logical.

Wake up Dad, it´s not that bad! It lacks credibility,
for a crying out loud!

It´s not logical. It´s not logical. It´s not logical.

A grown-up said it, it´s gotta be true.
But does it make any sense to you?
Mix yellow with blue, it comes out green.
The strangest thing I´ve ever seen.
Red and yellow make tangerine? It that logical?

It´s not logical. It´s not logical. It´s not logical.

It makes no sense! Rubbish! Baloney! Balderdash!

It´s not logical. It´s not logical. It´s not logical.