A snake, a fake, he´s lame, he´s in the game
for the money and for the fame
a spin, a grin, he´s on and then we yawn
steals the credit then he´s gone
he´s the man with a plan and first he´ll seem helpfull
to make sure that you´re on the hook
he´s so full of bull and he sure will pull
some strings to make things go his way
everything will go his way.

We´re in the monkey biz
the monkey boogie is nothing new
and he´ll be doin´ the dance with you.

Humble, mumble, stumble don´t think so
that is not the way to go
connect, collect, correct, what did you expect?
Did you think that he seriously cares for you?
Do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon!