I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin´ to make a livin´
I´m a dirty old man

I like to get hammered
On Friday night
Sometimes I can´t wait
So Monday´s alright
It´s a battle with the bottle
I win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last night

I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin´ to make a livin´
I´m a dirty old man

Yeah I´m gonna get fired
For drinkin´ on the job
Got caught with the boss´ wife
In the parkin´ lot
I´m gonna get killed
For doin´ this again
But I just can´t help it
It´s under my skin

I´m a dirty old man
I do what i can
Gonna get hammered
And do it again

I´m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin´ to make a livin´
I´m a dirty old man

I gotta bag a frozen pees
I use on my knees
I injured from beggin
And tryin´ to please
If you believe that
I´m losin´ my fat
Got a workout program
And a new rubber mat

I´m a dirty old man
Do what I can
Tryin´ to make a livin´
I´m a dirty old man

I´m a dirty old man

It´s a battle with the bottle
I win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last night

I´m a dirty old man