Baljeet: I want to be cool, cool, cool
I feel like such a foo-oo-ool
´Cause everybody I see
Everybody but me
Knows a secret to cool, cool, cool
They don´t teach it in schoo-oo-ool,
Ain´t no pamphlet they wrote
No one passed me that note
Guess that I missed the boat
Down the...

(Baljeet is cut off by Candace at this point in the song.) This is how the song would continue:

...river of cool
Feel that temperature rising
There´s no escape from the sun
Now there´s no where to run
Someplace where I can be cool
I wish I was cool




Alternate VersionEdit:






Baljeet: I´ve got two calculators
And I´m ready to go
I got a sylvian fissure
On my parietal lobe
I got everything
A nerd crow needs for school

Candace: What do you want
Baljeet: I wish that I was cool
I wish that I was cool

Candace: Rather than hanging by your underpants
Come on down and take a chance
There´s a wizard in Bustopolis
Word is he´s no fool
Maybe he can make you cool
Baljeet: That´s good ´cause I wanna be cool

All: There´ll be nothing ever stopping us
We´re goin´ to Bustopolis
Everyone will eat our dust
Our journey´s pure our cause is just
Shoppolis hoppolis
Theofilopoulos
Goin´ to Bustopolis
I wish I was cool
Goin´ to Bustopolis
I wish I was cool.