Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don´t know why
Oh, I don´t know why

Perhaps they´ll die, oh yeah (x4)

Second verse, same as the first

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don´t know why
Oh, I don´t know why

Perhaps they´ll die, oh yeah (x4)

UU-UU! UU-UU! UU-UU!

Third verse, different from the first

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA
And oh, I don´t know why
Oh, I don´t know why

Perhaps they´ll die, oh yeah (x4)