I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
My clothes still smell like the night before
Where am I?
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
I´m like a fat-kid running through a candy store
Like an nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
Why can´t I just get control over myself? (Self)

I´m not trying to be a saint
I don´t wanna be president someday
I´m just trying to make my way
Yeah

I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
I can´t do nothing right
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
It ain´t no ones fault but mine
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
I can´t do nothing right
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let´s all say

Oops my bad
I never said
I´d ever get it right

La da da da da

My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
And that being with me is what turned her gay
What´s with me?
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
I´m like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
I´m like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops
Why can´t I just get control over myself? (Self)

I´m not trying to be a saint
I don´t wanna be president someday
I´m just trying to make my way
Yeah

I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
I can´t do nothing right
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
It ain´t no ones fault but mine
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
I can´t do nothing right
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let´s all say

Oops my bad
I never said
I´d ever get it right

La da da da da

I´m just a bad luck charm
To blame when things go wrong
Been cursed since I was born
Maybe one day I´ll change
For now all I can say
Yeah

I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
I can´t do nothing right
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
It ain´t no ones fault but mine
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah
I can´t do nothing right
I´m sorry I´m a fuck up
Yeah

So if you fuck up all the time
Let´s all say

Oops my bad
I never said
I´d ever get it right

Oops my bad
I never said
I´d ever get it right

Oops my bad
I never said
I´d ever get it right

Da da da da da da

Ah fuck it