Welcome back to sunny Wells, Maine

Guess who´s back off the couch
Got the panties in a drought
Duct tape in Casey Anthony´s mouth
It´s Mr. "no you´re not dude"
Back with some hot new raps
For these kindergarteners to smoke pot to
This shit´s changed since I came into the cypher
Because everyone was agro
Now they´re all nicer
Pants used to sag low
Now they´re all tighter
And the black dudes who rhyme are named Wayne and Tyler
Huh, we must´ve smoked something funky
Somewhere back there and we all go the munchies
Ate hershey´s cookies and cream and got clumsy
Cause there´s white rappers everywhere and nobody´s hungry
You used to have to pay dues
They pay dudes
To get youtube views
While they play Beirut
Enabling fake crews
To take spots
I heard Sam Adams and it made me miss Aesop Rock
Yeah the one-hit wonder guy who raps is back
To make your thunder thighs giggle if your ass is fat
With some fact packed anglo-saxon backpacked tracks
My dishwasher´s got racks on racks

I got ´em like gee willikers, fuck that shit
I bet he doesn´t know any black kids
I got ´em like gee golly man what a shit show
I knew I hated Spose from the get-go
Gee willikers, I know I can´t lose
Making rap songs that these strippers can´t dance to
Gee golly I´m the same old cat I, I, I, I keep it pimpin´

What´s up? I´m spose if you didn´t know
The representative of people who got little dough
And I never spit a rhyme trying to get a ho
I´m not trying to put the big ´L´ in Deuce Bigalow
Nor am I trying to be the hardest dude
Or act like it´s all good bro no barbecues
A grimy, major label signed me
To a situation hairy as vaginas in the 90´s
Find me back in Maine cacklin´
Still got weed like ´we would´ as a contraction
I still sip ship yards pigs lingerin´
Spit bars back woods in my fingerprints
Some couplets I come up with seem funny
Other pairs are hair raising like I breed bunnies
I´m still ungroomed, I´m back in the flesh
I spit it raw, unbridled like a bachelorette
Check it I know that the folks don´t listen
Dissing - though other bros don´t spit efficient
Broke - had the soap, did dishes in kitchens
Hooks and ´allure´ like this is fishing
I´m banking on taking the bacon and making a run for the gold
I been mistakenly taken for humorous
They been been assuming I´m making a joke like...

I got ´em like gee willikers, fuck that shit
I bet he doesn´t know any black kids
I got ´em like gee golly man what a shit show
I knew I hated Spose from the get-go
Gee willikers, I know I can´t lose
Making rap songs that these strippers can´t dance to
Gee golly I´m the same old cat I, I, I, I keep it pimpin´

Chord change! you´re now rocking with the town folks spokesman
Who girls think is too short but I´m not from Oakland
And it´s been years since I deposited tokens
But I´ve been in the game getting bread, you´re just loafin´
This is the voice of the villagers not sitting back scared to act whisperin
"Gee willikers" nah, this is an uprising
Dudes are just rhyming
I´ve fantasized about this when I was just Ryan
Come kick it with the age liquor, sipper, slipper, rocker
Picked the pocket of a major label, knicker bocker
Saggin, keep my circle tighter than some leather pants
Whole state behind me like a weather man, damn

I got ´em like gee willikers, fuck that shit
I bet he doesn´t know any black kids
I got ´em like gee golly man what a shit show
I knew I hated Spose from the get-go
Gee willikers, I know I can´t lose
Making rap songs that these strippers can´t dance to
Gee golly I´m the same old cat I, I, I, I keep it pimpin´