I don´t wanna go and party,
I don´t wanna shoot the pier,
I don´t wanna take the doggie for a walk,
I don´t wanna look at naked chicks and rink beer,
I don´t wanna do a bong load, and go and wrench on the car,
I don´t wanna hose the dog shit down,
cause I aint even gonna get out f bed,

I ain´t gettin,
I ain´t gettin out of bed today,
I ain´t gettin,
I ain´t gettin out of bed today,

Keep on skankin´ Ronnie,
skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
for us all to pay.

I don´t wanna watch no porno,
I don´t wanna play guitar,
I don´t wanna spank the monkey,
I don´t wanna go down to the corner bar,
and I aint even got to listen to all
the stupid shit you got to say.
I don´t wanna do a god damn thing.
I don´t want to,
Want to leave my bed today

I don´t wanna eat burritos,
or read about O.J.
No I dont want to get a head rush
cause I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint got to leave my bed

Keep on skankin´ Ronnie,
skank the night away,
But the time is coming,
for us all to pay