When my wife died I was happy
When my wife died I was glad
I buried her beneath the fir
Behind the cabbage patch
Walking through gardens
Walking up the roof-tile path
I followed a fox
Into a box that lay upon the grass
Be careful when you´re near the pond
Be careful when you´re near the pond

We´re finally going to get a patio
I´ve said it for years
Yes I know
From the gate to the window
I´ve moved the turf
But there´s still a long way to go...
We´re looking at least two more months